Monday, October 14, 2019

City Solicitor as Stalker

1,416,865 @ 12:18 pm
1,416,834 @ 10:29 am Columbus Day

Mark E. Rumley is your Unfriendly Neighborhood STALKER

So old that ancient jerk soon 
going to need a walker
teeth falling out / like his hair
 in his Metamucil rocker
he spits at me from the witness stand
a water-pistol shocker
He's obsessed with your criticism
Mark Rumley is your stalker 

Ancient old solicitor
will hit me with his cane
threaten me with lawsuits
 beat my head in with a chain
he hates the First Amendment
thinks he's an eloquent talker
he's the lion, I'm the rabbit
Mark Rumley is my stalker

Balding at
an exponential pace
evil in his heart
paint with beatific face

Mike Nestor half asleep
the streets aren't even salted
Solicitor and mirror
he's feeling so exalted 

adjective
  1. 1.
    (of a person or their rank or status) placed at a high or powerful level; held in high regard.
    "it had taken her years of hard infighting to reach her present exalted rank"
At his own son's wedding
a mayor acting whorey
gives firefighters finger
ain't even half the story
 mayor asks for wedding sauce
but she meant Cacciatore
(in sauce) the husband hoarding wine
those two really need that CORI

Deficient mayor worried
election in 21 days
 her sins are coming home to roost
like bashing senior gays


the evil women in her office
Carol, Anne, Jenn and Deanna
will all be facing exile
when Steph is crushed soon by Breanna

Malicious and Maleficent
the devil takes the tally
the one good soul seeks her escape
police escort for Allie
but then - oh horrors - Medford town
this one's gonna hurt
Ms. Fiske the damsel in distress
hijacked by Lebert

Imploding Burke administration
the word is spread / Revere to Chelsea
Rumley has a sex change
and now rooms with Tarabelsi

 


12:18 pm Columbus Day 2019

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