CARAVIELLO DOESN'T TELL YOU EXACTLY WHERE THE TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE
IN THE BACK OF HIS LIMO OR IN THE BACK OF ALEXANDER'S...ONLY RICK'S HAIRDRESSER KNOWS FOR SURE, AND THE HAIRDRESSER AIN'T TALKING TO RICK SINCE THE BARBER CHAIR EXPLODED WHEN FIT BOY SAT ON IT...ALLEGEDLY * (as far as we can tell this rumor is true!!!)
*If you are a witness in an upcoming trial, Caraviello will use his camera to intimidate you
**ADA Raquel Frisadi is not allowed at Rick's luncheon for these reasons:
a)she lost the case
b)She was stupid enough to take a fraudulent case
c)with her wide hips and Caraviello's lard ass the two of them will eat all the food before the public gets the chance!
Social Work Notes
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A MONTH FROM TODAY
THAT SON OF A BITCH CARAVIELLO
WANTS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SENIORS
What you get at this free luncheon:
*You get to take your life in your hands sitting in the exact barber chair Caraviello destroyed when the overweight councilor sat in it and it broke (allegedly, but the rumor appears to be true!)
*You get to ask disgraced judge Paul Cavanaugh why he allegedly threw his robe at an attorney in Malden District Court
*You might see Cavanaugh strip and throw his moth-ridden robe at YOU!
*Uncle Bob Maiocco will come out and let you sue him for 1.7 million dollars like his ex friend Mr. Dingolo did!
*Rick Caraviello will offer you protection from his own bad eating habits by wearing a muzzle for the first 15 minutes allowing you to chow down before that slob gets his grubby hands on the food!
YOU CAN ASK what it was like for Caraviello to be THE BIGGEST LOSER in Criminal Court!
YOU CAN ASK the slob how it felt in front of judge and jury to have to admit, under oath, that he was one of Medford's Top 10 S.O.B.'s
YOU CAN ASK what it was like sitting in a courtroom and hearing how Caraviello took a joke about the gay undertaker out of context because his boyfriend Freddy likes 'em cold
COLD CUTS provided by Dello Russo Funeral Home!
Tickets are free and available
October 7th
(max 2 per person)
Lunch with Rick
City Councilor Rick Caraviello
Friday, November 1st begins at 11:45am
Enjoy Alexander’s Famous
Meatloaf Dinner, meatloaf,
smashed potatoes , vegeta-
bles , delicious dessert, and
beverage.
Tickets are free and available
October 7th
(max 2 per person)
Smashed Potatoes when the mayor's husband gets smashed and eats them all on you!
Meat Loaf Provided by Marks & Donato
Donato picked it nice and fresh for you
Meat Loaf Provided by Marks & Donato
Donato picked it nice and fresh for you
