Neil Osborne Complains

Dr. N.O.: Mr. editor, in the previous parody you call FATLOCK, IN A PERFECT WORLD, you are
making fun of a politician's obesity

Editor: Since you are Dr. N.O., Mr. Neil Osborne, as in N.O., why is the city paying you?

Dr. N.O.: To shut me up, obviously, same with Allison Goldsberry, so what's your point?

Editor: Oh, nothing, just stating the obvious.

Dr. N.O.  Mr Caraviello has feelings, and you are bothering him

Editor: How?  By rolling up the window when that fat slob tried to yell into my car on Spring St. and Central?

Dr. N.O.: YOU are supposed to shut up and take it

Editor:  Which is more horse manure, Dr. N.O. - that horse manure known as Caraviello or his
alleged feelings, which are almost equally that same horse manure..."almost equally" because his body fat is bigger than his huge ego and lack-of-self-esteem "feelings."

Dr. N.O.  Then we object to you demeaning FAT PEOPLE

Editor: Fine, we'll change the name of his show to RATLOCK!