675,668 @ 5:49 PM
Oh my God, these people are so full of themselves, aren't they?
Hey William, we all know a certain city council president in a certain city that has the hots for you! Maybe he can pay your outrageous fee! Of course he can, the individual in question makes about 500k per year...and he was fawning all over you outside of council chambers like a giddy schoolgirl.
Please, we beg of you, go out on a date with the council president. It might loosen him up.
Yer kind of cute, but my new boyfriend is much, much better looking. So - hopefully - you'll find happiness with the council president and stop bothering us.
Thank you.
The Editor
P.S. No, we won't be going out on a double date; the council president in question seems anti-social. He NEEDS an intelligent man like you!
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