What am I doing up this early?
After seeing this photo I had a panic attack that some old great grandpa would grab me in the middle of the night
Bad enough I let a forty-something pull a Donato on me while I slept and was unawares, but at least I got some nice clothing out of it...who wants someone twice your boyfriends age grabbing you????
(POSSESSIVE? No apostrophe, so much fun I'd like multiple boyfriends to do the same thing!)
To form the possessive, add apostrophe + s to the noun. If the noun is plural, or already ends in s, just add an apostrophe after the s. If that's too complicated, just grab the zipper, Paul...
Honest to God, when I was posting this on Sunday October 15, 2017, the Patriots were on the television and the moment the photo was uploading the announcer said "Illegal Use of the Hands" on the TV behind me.
So that's what this photo is dubbed
ILLEGAL USE OF THE HANDS
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Now I have TV sets talking to me and telling me what to write. It must be PTSD from having to look at some grumpy old guy pawing at some younger dude.
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Notice the wedding ring! To paraphrase the film Double Jeopardy when Miss Monroe is outbid for Ashley Judd's no good husband at the Bachelor Auction, perhaps "the victim's" wife said to Donato "Honey, you can have him!"
FILE UNDER: DEW PROCESS!
AS IN WET
OR IN DONATO'S CASE:
DO PROCESS....
if only Marks had that water bottle at one of the city council meetings where Rumley was being a jackass (so many opportunities)...and Marks could have thrown it at him...
"I'm the city solicitor and will not be disrespected in this fashion...
"And you should not be...
OH YES HE SHOULD!
of course with Rumley's bald pate he wouldn't be a wet head, it would just roll off of his square head like a duck's ass...
Double Jeopardy | Wex Legal Dictionary / Encyclopedia | LII / Legal ...
The Double Jeopardy
Clause in the Fifth Amendment to the US Constitution prohibits anyone
from being prosecuted twice for substantially the same crime. The relevant part of the Fifth Amendment states, "No person shall . . . be subject for the same offense to be twice put in ...
due proc·ess
/d(y)o͞o prəˈses/
noun
- fair treatment through the normal judicial system, especially as a citizen's entitlement.