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Oldest Living Virgin since Dr. Rabies has a Fiance'

By  May 15, 2019  
Tim Tebow has a fiance?

What's his name?

I mean, really, wearing scripture under your eyes is a bit much.

I was talking to Jesus the other day and the Lord said "Joe, could you PLEASE ask Tim Tebow to STOP promoting me."

My reply: "Like you, he wants to spend most of his time with twelve guys!   A guy who is saving his virginity for marriage is a football player who needs an excuse!"

Jesus:  Amen!