it's going to be a WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS this year now that a mortal enemy is entering retirement! How sweet!
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Applicant: If there's a job opening for City Solicitor on January 1, can a Pro se plaintiff put in a job application?
Mayor: Have you passed the bar?
Applicant JV: Every day. You know I'm the bar's publicist.
Mayor: Not THAT kind of bar. Come to the inauguration on January 5th, let me think about it.
Applicant: Am I invited to his going away party?
Mayor: Not after you sent him the same bag of coal you just sent the school superintendent. I'll give him your regards.
Applicant: Please don't.
