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Breanna Interviews for New Positions at City Hall...a Parody
By Information Central December 21, 2019
Knock Knock Knock
Breanna: "Come in."
Applicant JV: I hear there's an opening for the job of City Solicitor come January 1.
Breanna; There is. How did you know this?
Applicant JV: I know everything that goes on in this city
Breanna: Have you passed the bar?
Applicant JV: Passed the bar? I've been working in bars my whole life. In fact, I'm going to the bar tonight before midnight...I'm performing on New Year's Eve too
Breanna: NOT that kind of bar
ApplicantJV: Why the heck do I have to pass the bar when the last city solicitor never adhered to the oath of office
Breanna: Well, there's a new mayor in town, that being me, and everyone will HAVE to adhere to their oath of office AND have a law license to be city solicitor.
ApplicantJV: Well, that's discrimination. Do I have to hire David P. Skerry to teach me how to be a lawyer or to sue the city?
Breanna: David's retired!
ApplicantJV: He looked like he was retired all those years I was in court with him.
Breanna; Now be nice. He is the cousin-by-marriage of a former mayor. We are going to be nice to everyone from now on.
ApplicantJV: You mean if I'm the new city solicitor on January 1, I can't antagonize Michael Marks like the old one did?
Breanna: Well, I'm not mayor on January 1.
ApplicantJV: Then why all these Dunkin Donuts meetings?
Breanna: That, my friend, will NOT get you hired as City Solicitor
ApplicantJV: Then give me the TV station and we'll all be happy.
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