466,330 @ 10:12 pm
Mrs Burke/Mike McGlynn Star Trek Parody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjeX0hCEReI
On Star Trek the ship hovers around
CAMUS TWO! and the crew beam
down to the surface.
Camuso Too!! Too funny!
urnabout Intruder
Stardate: 5928.5
Original Airdate: 3 Jun, 1969
Captain's log, stardate 5928.5. The Enterprise has received a distress
call from a group of scientists on Camus Two, (It is REALLY in the Star Trek episode: Camuso Two! Too funny)
who are exploring the ruins of a dead civilization. Their situation is
desperate. Two of the survivors are the expedition surgeon, Doctor
Coleman, and the leader of the expedition, Doctor Janice Lester.
Lester
switches bodies with Captain Kirk with old equipment found on Camuso2
(or with Camuso's haircut, Camuso squared!) The FBI tell McGlynn he
can't run for dog catcher in April of 2015, so he finds the machinery,
switches bodies with Muccini-Borke, and masquerades as a woman while
campaigning against Councilor Penta....
http://www.chakoteya.net/StarTrek/79.htm
Our parody
The Star Trek Episode "Turnabout Intruder" was on METV tonight.
In this delusional parody, Michael J. McGlynn, after being admonished by the FBI that he can't even run for dog catcher, finds a mind/body switching machine deep in the cellar of City Hall, hidden under a bunch of old Martha Quackley for District Attorney signs that McGlynn wrongfully stores for their attorney from Fogey, Bogey Hole, LLC
In the cellar of City Hall the hunchback, former football player Spineless Ed Finn pulls the switch while he's half asleep while Martha Quackley straps a naked Stephanie Borke and Michael McGlynn onto the gurneys. Suddenly, a flash of dark smoke with Deacon Swami of the Not-so-immaculate Dysfunction Church with his assistant, Night of the Living Fred working the seance...and voila...Stephanie Borke switches minds and bodies with Michael J. McGlynn...just like on Star Trek.
FBI: So you, Mike McGlynn, say you are no longer Mike McGlynn but that you are Stephanie Muccini Borke?
Mike: YES, YES, YES...I've been hijacked, he wants a shadow government using my body like a zombie while his creepy daughters collect all that money as "teachers' because cable access TV monies freed up some cash with Jack Dumpsey swiping the majority of it
FBI: We told McGlynn he couldn't run for dog catcher
Stephony as Mike: YES...he HIJACKED my body, and now that ass kisser is running around Medford thinking she is going to steal my birthright...that she will sit in the corner office.
Turnabout Intruder
Stardate: 5928.5
Original Airdate: 3 Jun, 1969
Captain's log, stardate 5928.5. The Enterprise has received a distress call from a group of scientists on Camus Two, who are exploring the ruins of a dead civilisation. Their situation is desperate. Two of the survivors are the expedition surgeon, Doctor Coleman, and the leader of the expedition, Doctor Janice Lester.
http://www.chakoteya.net/StarTrek/79.htm
Readers, just switch Captain Kirk and Janice Lester with Mike McGlynn and Stephanie Burke...it's too funny!
SPOCK: May I point out, Captain
(Janice struggles with Coleman)
KIRK/BURKE: Kill him! Kill him!
(Then Kirk/BURKE goes into another convulsion. The rest of the prisoners stroll into the corridor as the transfer undoes itself)
JANICE/MCGLYNN: Ohh! I've lost to the captain. I've lost to James Kirk!/Muccini Burke!!! I want you dead! I want you dead! I want you dead! Oh, I'm never going to be the captain. Never. Kill him.
(She goes to Coleman's arms to weep)
COLEMAN: You are, you are as I loved you.
JANICE/McGLYNN: Kill him.
This is a parody of Star Trek and the McGlynn Administration. Stephen LeBert's death threats did not land him in jail so this script is attributed to him! Uncle Dickie will get him off...
http://www.chakoteya.net/StarTrek/79.htm
