Thursday, February 8, 2018

Love Letters to Police Chief Sacco - Part 1 (Married Men are my Specialty!!!! - heck, Valentine's Day is coming up)

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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY LEO!
HERE'S TODAY'S 
LOVE LETTER TO LEO!

HEY LEO,
HOW OBSERVANT ARE YOU?

IN THIS PICTURE THERE'S AN OBESE MAN WALKING LIKE DAFFY DUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF SALEM STREET...JUST LIKE MIKE MCGLYNN DID YEARS AGO...AND i SAID "HI, YOUR HONOR" AS MCGLYNN WAS CAUGHT JAY-WALKING

GIVE HIM THE 1.00 FINE!
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BUT WE ARE NOT DISCUSSING MEATHEAD CARAVIELLO JAY WALKING HERE, WE ARE DISCUSSING THE POWERS OF OBSERVATION

MAY 19, 2017 1:20 PM RICK CARAVIELLO NEAR THE HOME OF THE MAN THAT HE FILED FALSE CHARGES ON.  CARAVIELLO AND HIS PET POODLE TENILLE, AS IN RICK'S THE CAPTAIN AND HIS POODLE IS TENILLE, (LOVE WILL KEEP THEM TOGETHER, TO GEORGE 'CHUBBY CHASER' SCARPELLI'S CHAGRIN!) ...SO WHEN THE VICTIM (THAT WOULD BE ME) SAW THE GANG OF THUGS NEAR HIS HOME, THEY SCATTERED LIKE DEMON BUTTERFLIES, BUT WE DID SNAP THIS PHOTO OF MR. STALKER JAYWALKER, YOUR FAUX CITY COUNCIL PRESIDENT
OUR QUESTION TO CHIEF SACCO IS IF HE EVER BLEW UP THE PHOTO TO SEE THE LICENSE PLATE ON A TRUCK CLEARLY PARKED IN THE BUS STOP ON SALEM STREET?

OBSERVANT LEO?

WHY KNUCKLE CARAVIELLO FOR THE ONE DOLLAR FINE WHEN YOU CAN GRAB A COOL $100.00 FOR THE TRUCK IN THE BUS STOP?


WHY DO I HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK FOR THIS POLICE DEPARTMENT?

THE BUS IS THE 101
AND LEO DROPPED 101 FOR THE CITY
100$ FOR THE TRUCK ILLEGALLY PARKED

1.00 FROM MR. STALKER-JAYWALKER

P.S.  SORRY I'M NOT AVAILABLE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY OR EVENING LEO...

I'M BUSY TEACHING YOUR CUTE SON HOW TO DRIVE IN A STRAIGHT LINE THAT EVENING!...WITH HIS DRIVING RECORD THAT WAS WRITTEN IN INVISIBLE INK, IT'LL TAKE ALL NIGHT...BUT THAT'S OK, I LIKE THEM CUTE, MARRIED AND STUPID!

*AS one of my ex girlfriends advised me..."Get a married man. No muss, no fuss, throw them back to the wife when you're done."  That was her motto after hooking up with four homosexual men (one being me, of course) and being totally frustrated.       One of her flames said "Look at your track record....JV, Richard, Peter" - my response was "HE'S THE BIGGEST QUEEN OF ALL, who is he to make comments like that!")

Leo asks "But did you take her advice and date married men?"

Response:  Duh!   


happy valentine's day!!!!


*Ex girlfriends are not to be confused with my late fiance' - she's the only girl I would have married...for obvious reasons. nous avons le même goût when it came to men...but our relationship had its problems...there was always some handsome man coming between us...literally and figuratively...God I miss that girl..

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oh it's a parody...lighten up, Leo!