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56 days to November 3, 2015, Election Day
http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20151103T00&p0=43&msg=Medford+Election+2015+November+3%2C+2015
Your Astrological Guide to Election 2015
1)Mercury will be retrograde 24 of the next 56 days up to November 3rd.
2)That means that communications at the McGlynn/Muccini-Burke headquarters will be screwier than usual
MM: Hello, Rangoon?
Stephony: What the hell are you selling now? Yangon?
MM: Yangon, Rangoon, it means "end of strife"
Stephony: It's also the capital of Burma
MM: Former capital of Myanmar, formerly Burma
Stephony: Oh? Is that like in 56 days you'll be the former Mayor of Medford?
MM: Not when I install my shadow government,
you being Mrs. Dark Shadows, of course.
Stephony: Don't get cute with me. We're losing this election and now Mercury is going retrograde.
Michael J. M. "I am M from MI6, and you are Dame Bond!
Stephony: Damn you, Mike, get serious. I think I have to distance myself from you.
McGlynn: Like a porcupine distances itself from the knitting needles protecting it?
Stephony: My opponent has a real plan, meanwhile I've got these phony baloney unions supporting me. I don't know which union does what, I keep forgetting the names of each of those creepy dudes IN each union, and NOW FXXXNG MERCURY IS GOING RETROGRADE!
McGlynn: You're so superstitious, Stephanie, and there is nothing superstitious about stealing an election. What are you worried about? Mr. Finn is already checking off tons and tons of ballots which will mysteriously appear from out of nowhere like they did in 2013 and everything will be find.
Stephony: Et tu, Brute? Freudian slip? You mean "fine."
Michael J. McGlynn: I sure hope I mean fine and not find, because if they "find" you and me are both in a lot of trouble.
Stephony: Fxxxng Mercury is going retrograde. Not good. Not good at all.
TO BE CONTINUED
http://www.astrologyzone.com/forecasts/mercury.html
Mercury Retrograde and What it Means for You
You may have heard friends say, "Oh, no - Mercury is about to
retrograde again!" If you don't know astrology, you may have wondered
what they were talking about. Of all planetary aspects, this one seems
to garner the most attention from readers, and it certainly generates
the most mail.
The reason for their interest is clear - this phenomenon is one of
the few that affects everyone in a fairly uniform way, and its effects
are always obvious. Once you begin to pay attention to how events in
your life change during these phases, you will soon see how important it
is to take note of them.
upcoming parody:
Stephony goes to her oracle, Fast Buck Freddie's Dello Russo Seance Services and envisions one of her many dreams - building the HALL OF STEPHONY!
Proposed Hall of Stephony, outside of Alden Chambers
http://scalaregia.blogspot.com/2011_10_01_archive.html
