Oh no, my stars, the 23rd of June
It's a Lorena Bobbitt Honeymoon
she gets down to business, no debutante' *
(now you can) have a look at / the full Monty
*pronounce it "debutan-tay" with a French accent...
When The Bobbettes confessed
they shot Mr. Lee
after the judge stopped y'all from
coming after me
Like a Medford City Councilor
going after his grandma
The new wife eyed his manhood
turned it into a sandbar
Donald Trump called for /a daily brief
She held it up, and said "Hail to the Chief"
that thing is gonna need a baby-sitter
Flung out the car window
Trump noted it on Twitter...
to be continued
all due respect to Bobby Gentry
*Hey Bobby...Ms. Gentry...she was chopping more than cotton! up on Choctaw Ridge (the Tallahatchie bridge collapsed in 1972...much like their regime is doing now!!!!)