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DISCLAIMER: LOOK, I SAW 'WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES' YESTERDAY WHICH IS AS VIOLENT AS THE FILM: SAVING RYAN'S PRIVATES (FROM LORENA)
these humorous suggestions are a lot lighter than the War for the Planet of the Apes...and we are not responsible if a newlywed does the chop chop tomorrow in Jamaica on her new husband...or if ...oh, let's stop now before they make up new laws that don't exist again, Marian, because they can't take a joke...
THIS IS JUST IN GOOD FUN!
DEDICATED TO LORENA!!!
NOT LIKE IT'S A VIDEO OF
TAKING DOWN STATION LANDING!
THESE VIDEOS ARE BY OTHER PEOPLE
OK, I'M OFFICIALLY OBSESSED WITH THIS SONG...PLAYED IT ON THE RADIO YESTERDAY...TOO FUNNY...GREAT VIDEO
_______________________________________________________________________ WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT ONE OF MAYOR BURKE'S SURROGATES IN THE CORNER OFFICE MIGHT RESORT TO THIS ONE DAY ON HER HUSBAND?
PLACE YOUR BETS!
OF COURSE SINCE HE'S STARTING WITH A THREE...OH, NEVERMIND...
FILE UNDER: DO IT FOR GRANDMA!
THE K-9 DOGGIES APPROVE
IF THE K-9 DOGGIES GET ANY WHIFF OF A 501C3 THEY ARE GOING TO CALL UP LORENA...THAT ONE IS FOR DAMN SURE!
from Bobbettes to Bobbit
Happy Anniversary Lorena
The Bobbettes - I Shot Mr. Lee (STEREO)
the count of basie's website
(It is NOT me, honest to GOD...but the synchronicity is just too funny!)
here's the sequel!
from Bobbettes to bobbitt!
In 1959, the Bobbettes recorded the sequel to this song, "I Shot Mr. Lee" (which revealed what the group really felt of him) but it remained unreleased. When Atlantic released them from their contract, they signed with a small label called Triple-X, where they rerecorded it and it reached #52 in the US. Atlantic responded to its release by releasing their original version of it.
this is a parody of public figures!
it is for pure entertainment only!
we do not believe a newlywed stalker is going to do this on her philandering new husband
...nor do we think her husband's ex girlfriend - THAT HE WAS PURPORTEDLY CHEATING ON HIS FIANCE' WITH - (WHICH PURPORTEDLY IS WHY THE FIANCE' WAS STALKING HIM AND DRIVING UP AND DOWN THE STREET BY HIS HOUSE - ALLEGEDLY LOOKING FOR HIM WHILE ANOTHER WOMAN WAS COOKING HIM DINNER AND HAVING SEX WITH HIM...ALLEGEDLY) who is also the ex girlfriend of two other fellows THAT HE WORKS WITH...ahem...is going to resort to this...
this is just Dark Numbley's Water Pistol fun at a water park! ha !!
NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
IT'S JUST A DELUSIONAL BLOG!
ACCORDING TO A JUDGE
AND A CITY SOLICITOR
THIS IS ALL IN GOOD FUN!