hey MR. LEE - IT IS LORENA BOBBITT'S ANNIVERSARY TOMORROW...BETTER CALL K-9

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DISCLAIMER:  LOOK, I SAW 'WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES' YESTERDAY WHICH IS AS VIOLENT AS THE FILM: SAVING RYAN'S PRIVATES (FROM LORENA)

these humorous suggestions are a lot lighter than the War for the Planet of the Apes...and we are not responsible if a newlywed does the chop chop tomorrow in Jamaica on her new husband...or if ...oh, let's stop now before they make up new laws that don't exist again, Marian, because they can't take a joke...

THIS IS JUST IN GOOD FUN!
DEDICATED TO LORENA!!!
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DISCLAIMER:

NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

IT'S JUST A DELUSIONAL BLOG!

ACCORDING TO A JUDGE

AND A CITY SOLICITOR

THIS IS ALL IN GOOD FUN!
FIRST AMENDMENT
NOT LIKE IT'S A VIDEO OF
TAKING DOWN STATION LANDING!
AND
THESE VIDEOS ARE BY OTHER PEOPLE

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JUST BECAUSE A PUBLIC FIGURE

ALLEGEDLY MARRIED HIS OWN

STALKER

AND WENT ON A HONEYMOON

ON LORENA BOBBITT'S ANNIVERSARY

TOMORROW

IS NO REASON TO GET MAD

AT THE MESSENGER

YOU HAVE TO LOOK FOR THE SUBTLE NUANCES (SHE GOES FROM WHACKING VEGETABLES WITH THE MEAT CLEAVER, PAUL, UNTIL SHE GOES TO THE MEAT!)

I GAVE YOU GOOD LOVIN', BUT YOU WERE STILL MESSIN'

AROUND...WITH A HEFFA THAT'S 5'7

GOT NOTHING ON ME

YOU HAD A TEN, NOW YOU'RE HANGING WITH A 3

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THAT GIRL LORENA BOBBITT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU27lSsp4jM

OK, I'M OFFICIALLY OBSESSED WITH THIS SONG...PLAYED IT ON THE RADIO YESTERDAY...TOO FUNNY...GREAT VIDEO
_______________________________________________________________________ WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT ONE OF MAYOR BURKE'S SURROGATES IN THE CORNER OFFICE MIGHT RESORT TO THIS ONE DAY ON HER HUSBAND?

PLACE YOUR BETS!

OF COURSE SINCE HE'S STARTING WITH A THREE...OH, NEVERMIND...

FILE UNDER: DO IT FOR GRANDMA!

THE K-9 DOGGIES APPROVE
RUFF RUFF

IF THE K-9 DOGGIES GET ANY WHIFF OF A 501C3 THEY ARE GOING TO CALL UP LORENA...THAT ONE IS FOR DAMN SURE!

the doggies banned themselves from the 501c3...with good reason!!!!!

when the K-9 vehicle came close to the non-profit, the doggies were yelping and howling as if to say "NO...NO...Not that!  Noooooooooo......"

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PART ii
http://tinyurl.com/BOBBITTTOBOBBETTE 

HOW ABOUT A MEDFORD VERSION?

I GAVE YOU GOOD LOVIN', BUT YOU WERE STILL MESSIN'

AROUND...WITH A HEFFA THAT'S 5'7

GOT NOTHING ON ME

YOU HAD A TEN, NOW YOU'RE HANGING WITH A 3

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THAT GIRL LORENA BOBBITT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU27lSsp4jM

from Bobbettes to Bobbit
Happy Anniversary Lorena

PART ii
http://tinyurl.com/BOBBITTTOBOBBETTE 


The Bobbettes - I Shot Mr. Lee (STEREO)
the count of basie's website
(It is NOT me, honest to GOD...but the synchronicity is just too funny!)

here's the sequel!
from Bobbettes to bobbitt!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT_Yvpt2Jjw

In 1959, the Bobbettes recorded the sequel to this song, "I Shot Mr. Lee" (which revealed what the group really felt of him) but it remained unreleased. When Atlantic released them from their contract, they signed with a small label called Triple-X, where they rerecorded it and it reached #52 in the US. Atlantic responded to its release by releasing their original version of it.

• The first hit for the Bobbettes, this song made them the first girl group to have a #1 R&B hit and a Top 10 American Pop hit.
• Written by the Bobbettes themselves, this song was inspired by a schoolteacher that the girls strongly despised. It was originally written as an insult to Mr. Lee, but their record company, Atlantic Records, told them to revise it into a loving tribute to him.

http://www.top40db.net/lyrics/?SongID=60426


http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=20316

https://youtu.be/AQ0eoH4l4us

THE ORIGINAL HIT   MR LEE

LOOK AT HIM JIVE!

this is a parody of public figures!
it is for pure entertainment only!

we do not believe a newlywed stalker is going to do this on her philandering new husband

...nor do we think her husband's ex girlfriend - THAT HE WAS PURPORTEDLY CHEATING ON HIS FIANCE' WITH - (WHICH PURPORTEDLY IS WHY THE FIANCE' WAS STALKING HIM AND DRIVING UP AND DOWN THE STREET BY HIS HOUSE - ALLEGEDLY LOOKING FOR HIM WHILE ANOTHER WOMAN WAS COOKING HIM DINNER AND HAVING SEX WITH HIM...ALLEGEDLY) who is also the ex girlfriend of two other fellows THAT HE WORKS WITH...ahem...is going to resort to this...

this is just Dark Numbley's Water Pistol fun at a water park!  ha !!

NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
IT'S JUST A DELUSIONAL BLOG!
ACCORDING TO A JUDGE
AND A CITY SOLICITOR

THIS IS ALL IN GOOD FUN!