Sunday, June 18, 2017

Lorena Bobbitt Says! Wedding Crashers Sequel Postponed

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A couple of friends and I planned on crashing a wedding this weekend...but i was not in the mood to be assassinated -

What a week to have your honeymoon!

June 23!   Tally Whackers Unite!

Lorena Bobbitt's anniversary of her chop chop
John Wayne Bobbitt and Lorena Bobbitt are a former American couple, married on June 18, ... The incident occurred on June 23, 1993, in Manassas, Virginia, and the legal case surrounding the incident subsequently took place throughout ...

Now this song is getting played on Boston Free Radio this Wednesday!!!!

wedding crashing 101

Slip into the reception line...all hail to the creep!!!!

It's a brazen move, but sometimes the best place to hide is right out in the open. That's why you can't fail if you position yourself right at the end of the reception line. Naturally, no one will know you, but that's par for the course as far as these events are concerned. Simply smile and offer a warm handshake as each bewildered guest says hello and pretends to remember you. Adding a hearty, "It's a great day, isn't it?" will ensure they'll play along. So long as you stick to the offensive, you can't fail.