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Freddy Dello Russo Seance! for Re-Election Attempt 2013

By  October 05, 2013  
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Candidate Dello Russo to hold a seance instead of a Campaign Event

 What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but at the seance YOU might get to know Freddy Dello Russo Jr. the way his REAL constituents know him... the ones who can only speak back to him with the help of a medium!
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Editor's Note:

Dear Readers - 

After the City Council meeting of Tuesday, October 1, 2013 I sincerely tried to speak with Mr. Dello Russo.  This happened in the real world, not in Freddy's world, so it isn't part of this parody, though this really can't be a parody if it is a truthful revelation of Dello Russo's interaction with the spirit world, is it?

I said "Good speech tonight, Freddy" while the council Vice President was walking ahead of Bob Maiocco and Paul Camuso.  Camuso heard me and said "Hi" in a friendly and engaging way.  And he hates me!   So for Paul to be polite and Dello Russo to be rude was very hurtful.  Then Paul Camuso pulled me aside and said "Yes, I do hate you, but Freddy is my friend, so I must explain."

I said  - "OK, Paul, explain yourself, or his self, or whatever, but if you are out of line I will report you quicker than you can say La Donna Hatten."

Camuso said "Fair enough.  Freddy isn't ignoring you.  He's speaking with the spirit world.  I would certainly like to help you get to know Freddy better by helping you become one of his real constituents..."

I politely declined Paul's offer, just as I declined David Skerry's offer in the hallway of Superior Court when Skerry said he could make it 6 in 4
(Six threats in four courthouses; he had already threatened my life in 3 courthouses five times, for those keeping count!)

So Freddy Dello Russo Jr. wasn't ignoring me when I twice tried to congratulate him on a good speech - the only speech he's given this year at the Council...that is...for those of us attending in the flesh.


Invitation and Invocation

All of you are invited to the Freddy Dello Russo Campaign Kick-off / Seance.   Don't kick the bucket (at least not before you vote!.) kick off the campaign at Madame Toussad's Wax Museum.  Campaign donations are $5.00 each and you get to take a picture with a wax dummy so Freddy can show you the shape of things to come...or so he hopes! 




FROM WIKIPEDIA
A séance /ˈseɪ.ɑːns/ or seance is an attempt to communicate with spirits. The word "séance" comes from the French word for "seat," "session" or "sitting," from the Old French "seoir," "to sit." In French, the word's meaning is quite general: one may, for example, speak of "une séance de cinéma" ("a movie session"). In English, however, the word came to be used specifically for a meeting of people who are gathered to receive messages from spirits or to listen to a spirit medium discourse with or relay messages from spirits; many people, including skeptics and non-believers, treat it as a form of entertainment. In modern English usage, participants need not be seated while engaged in a séance.


BE STILL, IN THE SEANCE HARBOR

Know your candidates!

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Medford citizens - at least the ones above the ground - don't know much about Freddy Dello Russo, Jr.  That's because it is Halloween 364 days out of the year (except for October 31 or when it is a "leap year") when the "Freddy Krueger" of Medford walks in the room. 

VOTERS NEED TO KNOW WHO FREDDY IS



BOARD OF DIRECTORS
Still Harbor gratefully relies on the guidance and vision of our Directors:
But how can voters know about Freddy when the board he sits on seems too ashamed to print his biography! 

All Medford voters know is that when Freddy is at a council meeting he appears to be bored, futzing around with a pencil, staring off at the broken ceiling the Mayor refuses to fix.

NOT TRUE!   Freddy is actually working very hard for the $28,200.00 he grabs as Vice President of the City Council.  You see, Fredddy communicates with those on the other side while sitting on the City Council.  That's correct.  He earns every penny, because he is your translator, the ombudsman of the spirit world.   Freddy believes that those who left this mortal coil still should ALSO have a voice at the "People's Forum."   

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IF FREDDY'S REAL CONSTITUENTS CAST VOTES THAT AREN'T COUNTED, WILL FREDDY THROW A HEX ON CLERK ED FINN?    

fun facts: DID YOU KNOW why people really left TV3 Medford?

When ex board members and ex members of the private public access mess met Harvey Alberg and Ron DeLucia, the two ghouls, they thought they were at Dello Russo's and not a TV station and they fled...quickly...out of fright.

 Lilly Munster herself, Doria, was only too happy to show them the door.  That way, at the Christmas parties, she got to stuff her face with no competition!

 
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