616,125 @ 1:29 pm
Hey Moms and Dads and Kids in Medford, it's Park Marenteau...oops, wrong promo...that was paraphrasing a once famous DJ's slogan on a satellite radio site until he was arrested and sent to prison for child sexual abuse.
BUT Roy Belson did remove (oops, the "teacher is no longer working at MHS is kinda how old Roy phrased it) a teacher whose name was posted UNDER Mayor Burke's son's name on the school website.
DO YOU NEED A BABYSITTER?
He's now offering his services after allegations of sleeping with a politician's daughter while at Medford High School, information Deacon Rumley and Roy Belson refuse to give up documents on.
If YOU need a babysitter, his babysitting site says he loves to work with kids.
Alleged website of alleged suspicious school teacher states this:
"I've been working with children since I was 15 years old and am looking to work with children being a teacher in the future. I'm currently looking to baby sit for the summer or after school care and believe I can be a great help to a family nearby. I currently coach 2 sports that I am very enthusiastic about and enjoy very much. If you have any questions feel free to ask. "
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He's a GREAT looking guy.
For his punishment, I will sacrifice myself and have the "babysitter" baby sit this 61 year old man. I will do it as civic duty to save the city of Medford. He can clean house, cook dinner for me and tuck me in. I'll just cuff him to the bed and he can sleep on the floor and guard me from the crazed elected officials who want me dead.
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Think about it. A good-looking teacher under my supervision is better than being chased around by a woman with a bloody meat cleaver.
Medford actually owes me for putting up with 17 months of being terrorized by a freak in 2014 and 2015.
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My sacrifice for the city of Medford.
If I'm going to be victimized by predators at least give me one that's easy on the eyes! My initials are JV, and he's junior varsity! It was meant to be!!!
It's a win/win. I supervise the good-looking predator, he keeps away the crazed government officials who are out to kill me.
The Babysitter might not be as good looking as Martin Compston after Alice Creed chained him to her bed, au natural, (go search Martin in cuffs on Google Images; being a family publication we won't print those lovely photos here, especially because I want Martin all to myself!) but he will suffice! We'll even have that handsome Brian Skerry draw up the papers to make it all legal!
His uncle-twice-removed is on the school committee and can probably get us a good deal
http://media.theiapolis.com/d4/hF4/iRA6/k4/lRAT/wZK/image22.jpg
I'll just have the mirror smasher grab Jimmy Lee's cuffs when he's not looking and chain the varsity coach to the bed to watch the disappearance of Alice Creed repeatedly...
...along with a cup of tea!
censored cuff photo here:
http://www.pointsincase.com/files/u893/Martin_Compston.jpg
