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She might act like Betty Crocker
But is he marrying /his own stalker?
Perhaps some second thoughts, somewhere there?
Then why, pray tell, did he have an affair??
Saying you're in love and BEING in Love
two different realities
when push comes to shove
it could be innocent
like tales of the hobbit
or maybe he just wedded
his own Lorena Bobbitt?
The butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker
Doctor, lawyer, Indian chief
Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Sailor
Perhaps the legal remedy, judicial relief!
Spare the drunken child, spoil the rod
(They said )She kept driving by his house and acting odd
That white haired mayor, she is quite a talker
The vulgar husband is on call
...because their friend
he may have married his own stalker!