Monday, September 14, 2015

Muccini-Burke Campaign Strategy Meeting, Attendance Mandatory

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22 in 31 minutes at 10:11 -10:42 pm

WHERE: THE DOCKSIDE, MALDEN

WHEN:  RIGHT NOW

WHAT: NEW MRS. BURKE STRATEGY

SPONSOR: COORS LIGHT, COMCAST

THEME: PARTNERS IN PROGRESS
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John Granara: The meeting will come to order.
Michael, can you stop drinking for three minutes?

McGlynn:  No.

John Granara: Refreshing that for once you're honest with me.

McGlynn:  I'm full of surprises.

Erin DiBeneDITTO whispers into Mrs. Burke's ear:   "It was worse during my campaign for State rep, Sciortino for congress and even Martha for governor. McGlynn and Granara have lost their touch."

Granara: I heard that.

McGlynn: So did it.  Remember who brought you to the dance.


Sciortino:  I did.  I just didn't realize that we were doing the limbo on the Titanic.

Rep Donato: You know, Carl, you are really starting to irritate me.

Sciortino: Just because I got hired for big bucks at a non-profit and you're still in the shadow of the speaker of the house?  Who's Speaker this week, or has he been indicted yet?

Donato: Have you been reading the delusional blog again?

Sciortino: Yeah, I had borrowed your iPhone and it was front and center.

Granara: Enough, enough, enough. The senior member of the city council is poised to win this election, and that's poison to all of us who have been engaged in dirty back-door, slimy, unforgivable, unethical, sleazy illicit deals.


Which is just about everyone in this room.

Muccini Burke raises her hand  "I'd like to say something."

Granara and McGlynn simultaneously: What?


Burke: I know I'm only the candidate; and I know that we had to destroy $7500.00 in those white and faded blue signs for the new ones, but no one is allowing me to put a sign on their lawn.

McGlynn: I've got you covered.

Burke: But isn't that a big red flag?   They seem to know and love Penta, and meanwhile they are slamming the door in my face and calling me McGlynn Lite.

Granara: I'll take it under advisement.

Burke: I haven't asked the question yet.


Granara: It doesn't matter, you're only the candidate, there are lives at stake here, millions and millions of dollars that we need to get our hands on.  Mike, what are you doing?

McGlynn:  some blogger got ahold of the shredded documents from the office of the late Jimmy DiPaola that you said to the media wouldn't be shredded but they were




Granara: And what do you think you're doing with them?

McGlynn: Trying to see if you got Jack Sr's paycheck thoroughly shredded


Martha Coakley: Enough!  God almighty, you people were a disaster for my campaign for Governor (hand me another drink, Bob Covelle.  Mr. Covelle hands a large frosty one to Martha) and you don't even need a pollster to see how bad off Stephony is for this campaign.


Mrs. Burke: Stephanie...n - i - e

Martha: Did I say Steph - Phony - so sorry, Freudian slip ...this is bad, bad bad Stephanie, bad bad candidate

McGlynn: So who would your choice have been, Paul Camuso?

Martha:  No.   It would have been me.  Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me.    

Granara rolling his eyes ..."It would have been a groundswell"....mutters under his breath "time for a Freddy Dello Russo seance
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FREDDY DELLO RUSSO AS MAYOR
ONE BIG SCARY SEANCE from his

Vegas office, Medford City Hall West


  Freddy's seance, removing the ectoplasm from Medford

from the website:
When mediums in seances were first conjuring up ectoplasm, it would be often in the shape of a hand or sometimes a hand and an arm which was called a pseudopod. pseudopods could often move like a real arm or hand. They could hold things, pick stuff up, and shove things around. 


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TO BE CONTINUED....





13 questions for Stephanie

http://medfordinformationcentral.blogspot.com/2015/04/13-questions-for-stephanie-burkes.html





Partners in Frog Dress or Partner in Progress

http://medfordinformationcentral.blogspot.com/2015/04/stephanie-burke-press-release-not-word.html

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Burke Announces Candidacy for Mayor

 by Stephanie Muccini Burke

As I reflect on the future of this great city, I couldn’t help but look at the impact Medford has had on my life and how it molded me into the person I am today. I grew up in Wellington and graduated Medford High School; my husband Brian and I started our family on Belle Ave; we now walk through our yard to Edgerly Field to watch the Mustangs take the field. I am incredibly proud and honored that I bleed blue and white and this is the only city I can call my home. I came from humble roots where it was instilled that if you work hard, you can accomplish great things. This drove me every day and ultimately led to obtaining my Master’s Degree in Taxation from Bentley University. It was also instilled in me that no matter what successes you have, you can never forget where you come from and it is important to make your community a better place.
The education I received from Suffolk University enabled me to practice accounting and led me through a broad career in finance; both as the head of finance for a multi-million dollar corporation as well as starting my own accounting practice in the city that I love. Ultimately, this experience has given me the great privilege to serve as Mayor McGlynn’s Director of Budget and Personnel appointment for the past 4 ½ years. During that time, I have been able complement my passion for Medford and professional experience with a thorough understanding of the city operations. Most importantly, I have had the opportunity to get to know the extremely dedicated individuals that work for you!
One of the things that this city has taught me is that we are all partners in progress. These partnerships, whether personal or professional, are vital to the success of any community and allow it to thrive. In Medford, it is the generations of relationships we build with our classmates in middle school and high school; the interactions we foster with our local churches, sports leagues, and veterans; the partnerships we forge with our state and federal representatives. But most importantly, a respectful, engaging relationship between your local elected officials is intricate to moving this city into the future. As a 16 year veteran of the Medford City Council, I realize how 

important it is to have this partnership with constructive dialogue to be effective. It requires the support of the administration and its departments to bring impactful ideas to fruition. I believe that the public has observed my actions on both sides of the rail and realize that I have always been respectful, informed and productive.
This city has given me a wealth of opportunity in both my personal and professional lives. It has enabled me to start a family, build my financial experience, and forge lifelong friendships. This city means so much to me and will always be the place I call home. Of all my life experiences, Medford has been the common theme and it is because of this that I am excited to announce today that I am a candidate for Mayor of this City that I owe so much to! With strong leadership, creative thinking and fiscal accountability, I look forward to working with 

everyone in this great city and continue to be your Partner in Progress for the betterment of Medford!

– Submitted to a conflicted magazine - not this one - by Stephanie Muccini Burke

2 Responses to “Burke Announces Candidacy for Mayor”

  1. Moe says: Will you be taking a leave of absence from your hundred thousand dollar a year job from the city of Medford while you are running for Major of Medford ??
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  2. says: Moe – I believe the Director of Personnel/Budget Director receives $120,000.00 or so, about 20 thou more. I have supported Stephanie and voted for her many time, but I agree with you that she should resign to campaign and personally asked Stephanie to resign. Congrats on her candidacy, I wish her well. She’s a nice person.
Stephanie: FOUR HUNDRED "I"
Joe V.    Four "I"

Stephanie wins!!!!!

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