DR. HEIDI RICO
For Immediate Release
March 24, 2027
Award-winning Dr. Heidi Rico* (*award-winning discoverer of The Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act, or so she said when she legally changed her name to RICO) just released from Shrewsbury Woman's Prison along with Stephanie Muccini-Borke, will be ruining the Nurse's Office at the newly renovated Medford High School, newly renovated ten years after, which is why the former Mayor Borke was sent to the woman's prison.
"Borke got the Pork" was the quote from former Mayor Mike McWynn - outraged at Cedar Junction for getting a longer sentence for his participation. His good friend Reverend Chipped Tooth was at the casino and couldn't pacify the fidgety old codger as he was led back to his cell.
Dr Rico, formerly Dr. Richee-oh! said in a statement "I'm glad to be back in another capacity. Having won the Nurse of the Year at Lawrence Vocational/Technical I do have some experience in this arena. This, was, of course, before I won the award for crafting the RICO act which, eventually, is what ruined my wonderful career as Award Winning Educator of the Year in Medford"
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