945,754 @ 11:52 am
945,557 @ 7:40 am
Good thing this is just a parody...they really would want to kill this editor if anyone thought these jokes had any basis in reality...which some allegedly delusional people think they do!!!!!
Vanity Faire would LOVE to thank
Reidi Hitchio and Boy Relson for allowing
Reidi to MOONLIGHT with CR Limo Services*
VANITY FAIRE HITCHIN' A RIDE
LIMO DRIVER OF THE YEAR IS
HEREBY AWARDED TO REIDI HITCHEO
THIS IS A GENUINE AWARD FROM
DROFDEM OFNI CENTRAL
Do you know why?
* At least Reidi Hiccio was only the recipient of some award in a press release
*She didn't lie under oath in criminal court on January 31, 2017 about moonlighting like some fraudulent School Council "President" did before he hired her to drive the limos with the cigar hanging out of her mouth and the cellphone in the other hand ..."Look, Uncle Dickie, no hands on the wheel"
*Superintendent Boris Yeltsin is unavailable to face charges...he's no longer on the planet!!!
“GLTS made a decision and I’m not going to criticize another school district,”
Boris YeltSIN (WITH emphasis on SIN!,) new Medford School Superintendent said. “Medford sees it differently and we are glad to have her aboard.” Even though Boris died on April 3, 2007, Assistant Principle Van der Fruit thinks he's a great hire as the State's Attorney has less of a chance of finding him after all the slimy, clandestine files have gone out the back door quicker than then-AG Dartha Croakley can call the hard line at Bocelli's to inform a drunken old city official that she's on her way and get the stuff vanished like Samantha on Bewitched, with a twitch of her nose!!!!
JUST THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS THE OWNER OF CR LIMOS ISN'T DRIVING YOU, THEN IT WOULD BE BITCHIN' A RIDE...
AND EVEN BETTER, THANK THE FATES SOME SEX OFFENDER FROM THE MEDFORD HOUSING AUTHORITY ISN'T DRIVING YOU OFF OF THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE...
THE HELLS KITCHEN-A-RIDE
YOU'RE SAFE WITH REIDI HITCH-E-0H!!!!
TELL THE BOSS YOU WANT REIDI
and too many connections to the
separate body politik, Mark,
and some creepy owner of some ugly limo service
IT'S PROM TIME, KIDS
AND YOU CERTAINLY DON'T WANT
MOM AND DAD
TO FIND OUT YOUR
DROVE YOU TO THE PROM
AT CR LIMO SERVICES
THE DRIVERS ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT TEACHERS
THEY ARE 100 % SEXUAL PREDATORS
FROM SUPERINTENDENT YELTSIN'S
HE'S GOT THEM HIDDEN ON THE ROOF,
IN THE LOCKER, AND MAYBE EVEN IN THE LOUNGE!
YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING
IN OUR LIMOS
JUST UNDERSTAND THAT ALL YOUR
DRINKING AND DEBAUCHERY
MAY BE CAUGHT ON CAMERA
FOR USE ON X RATED SITES
EMANATING FROM THAILAND
ONE HELL OF A RIDE TO THE PROM!
DON'T CALL US,
WE'LL CALL YOU
SO MOM AND DAD DON'T FIND OUT!!!!