Thursday, March 16, 2017

IN BED WITH THE MAYOR new parody

After a long hard day, getting manicures, getting that fluffy white hair done, and - of course - having a social drink...or two...or three...before, during and after dinner, even a mayor has to get some rest.


Mayor: You REEEEEEK of Alcohol

Brian: Eureka!

Mayor: Do you even know the definition of reek? 

Brian: No, but I'm sure you're going to tell me

Mayor calls David P. Skerry:  "David, describe reek to lover boy over here...

David:

reek
rēk/
verb
verb: reek; 3rd person present: reeks; past tense: reeked; past participle: reeked; gerund or present participle: reeking
1.

smell strongly and unpleasantly; stink.




Mayor: Thank you, and good night.


Brian: You didn't have to wake him up.



Mayor: Oh, he was probably up drinking, they all have to jump when I call, and YOU SHOULD TOO.



Brian: So what holiday is it tomorrow - March 17 -  for Paul Scarpelli, Edward P. Camuso, Richard F. Finn and George Caraviello?




Mayor: I haven't a damn clue ...et tu brute' was yesterday, but in a minute or so I'm going to say it to you!




Brian: St Fatty's Day!!!!!


Mayor: You are such an ignorant child

Brian: That's funny, when I looked in the mirror I didn't see Mark Rumley staring back.

Mayor: DO NOT BRING UP THAT BLOGGER

Brian: I think you should just give him the TV station

Mayor; We should have, but that ship has sailed, now we want to just k...


Brian: Don't say it, don't say what I'm thinking...

Mayor: but David got away with it

Brian: He got away with it because he got a pile of cash and actually respects the guy now, something you should consider

Mayor:  NEVER!

Brian: And that hair of yours...snow white, I thought you had the lawnmower go over it today

Mayor:  Ha ha ha...not funny...

Brian: When you go out and shovel for me I can't tell if it's the snow or your hair when I try to snap a photo

Mayor: You still reek of alcohol.   Goodnight.

THE LOVELY COUPLE GOES TO BED


IN BED WITH THE MAYOR  Part 2


Mayor: It's 6 am. What the hell are you drinking?

Brian: A vodka tonic.

Mayor: That's disgusting

Brian: Want one?


Mayor: Well...what the hell...the consulting firm's first meeting is at 11 ...I'll have just a taste

Brian gives a loving taste then sticks his tongue down his lover's throat.

Mayor: My oh my! That's a nice pick me up.

Brian kisses the mayor lovingly.   "Well, I gotta get to court.  You know how Sully gets..."

Mayor: Indeed I do, blow him a kiss for me.

So when does Stephanie come home?

Brian: Oh, she's out at Blackstone, Mikey.  She'll be there all weekend. We do this again tonight?

Mayor Mike; Absolutely!