The Ballad of MuPhony-Burke

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My husband a Top 10 SOB
Well i can attest to that
I'll fire Caraviello and old Ed Finn
Time to trim the fat

I'll have to keep JOHN Scarpelli
One extra-large to be politically correct
And as much as I would love to bounce Sacco
I could very well be the next suss-pect

I don't have a clue about Twitter
I wish i had an Ashton Kutcher
But when i cut fat at city hall
I have my own numnutz butcher

The seniors are pissed about pay to park
What's a girl to do?
Let Sacco lie to them like Donald Trump
Then tell them all to screw

With mom stashed in senior housing
My staff pathological liars
We say she loves Peter Sellers but
I got her keeping an eye on the buyers