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Roy Belson Parody
Belson begins the meeting:
"How do we endure the constant repetition of that blog exposing our sins? We do what Donald Trump has advised: commit the crimes and brag about them.
As we lavish other people's monies on ourselves we MUST find a new revenue stream to pad our pockets with.
Since Joe the editor has relentlessly exposed the teacher/student alliances and allegiances, and righteously declares that I, Golden Boy Roy, hide sexual predators at the high school, we should use these natural resources that we have - and here's the good part - with parents signing consent forms so that Lisa Dunphy and Jack Dempsey, already ON the P/E/G payroll, can release a new series of porn movies disguised as public safety messages.
This will legally allow Medford to enter the future in this multi-billion dollar industry. It also keeps candidates Byers and Vig off of the access channel where they can't tell the truth about us!
Paulette Van der Fruit chimes in "Here Here! I hear!"
"Mrs. Cugno has wanted to direct one of these alleged "public safety" films about sexual assault with bad actors city clerk Ed Finn, City Council President Rick Caraviello, defendant-in-a-civil-trial-over-fake-ACCUSATION-IN-rape-case George Scarpelli with a cameo from Paul Camuso but the elevator broke when they were heading down from the 2nd floor at Alden Chambers. The Obese Quartet stuck in the elevator for hours, their bad breath as expansive as their girth!
The Doggy Van was waiting to pick them up, and seeing a bunch of fat men doing naked sumo wrestling we designated Mrs. Cugno's film under the horror - not porn - category.
Uncle Bob Maiocco, thankfully clothed, comes in with a dirty metal pipe and beats them all at the end of the film, which got the highest ratings of delight in our market research tests, all paid for with the P/E/G monies we stole from once unsuspecting and now pretty pissed off cable TV subscribers
*Dawn and Larry - wearing disguises - were in the back of the class taking notes, ripping that they didn't think of this a decade or so ago...
exhibit A
Debbie Does Dallas It is regarded as one of the most important releases during the so-called "Golden Age of Porn",[5] and remains one of the best-known pornographic films.[6]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debbie_Does_Dallas
