To post today - it's in the spiral notebook.
Bonus track:
Brian S. Burke, the castrated eunuch known as The First Lady of Medford
eu·nuch
ˈyo͞onək/
noun
noun: eunuch; plural noun: eunuchs
- a man who has been castrated, especially (in the past) one employed to guard the women's living areas at an oriental court.
- an ineffectual person."a nation of political eunuchs"